:Hey guys sorry i have read most of these but i haven't really read all of them and i was kinda busy so i copyed and pasted these so if you see some that are inappropraite leave me a message so i can take it off thanx bye sorry again
: hey guys sorry one last warning lol well some of these jokes are really lame and you've probably heard them before but just bare with me lol peace thanx oh and some are the same so if you see the same one just laugh for me lol bye
yo mamma's so fat she when she walked in front of my favorit show i missed the whole season
Yo Mama So Stupid She goes to shaq for free throw lessons
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Moma So Poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo Mama So Stupid i found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mamma so fat, you need a to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
yo mamma so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck for the dogs to play with her
yo mamma house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell out, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"
Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas In The Mist" in her shower
Yo mama sooo fat, she put on a pair of Guess jeans, and the answer popped out......
yo mamma's so old,she sat behind jesus in the first grade,
yo mamma's glasses are so thick,that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
yo mamma's so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the whales surrounded her and sang we are family.
yo mamma's so fat that when she wore yellow 'everyone thought she was the sun.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck...
yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo' mama remember when the rainbow came out in black and white.
Yo' mama fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Yo' mama so poor, she cuts matches down the middle!
Your Mommas so fat, when she walks backwards, you hear, "beep, beep, beep"
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama is so uglyYo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
"Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo mamma so poor, someone put out a cigarette,and she said, who turned off the heat!
yo mama's so fat i had to take two trains and a bus just to get on the her good side.
yo mama's so fat, when she go to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
Yo Momma such a pig, she went into 7-11, when she came out it was 6-10.
Yo mama's so fat, she left home wearing high heels and came back wearing flippers.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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